Scene: Pastor's Office
Occasion: Pre-baptism counseling with Mom, Dad and 6-week old Baby
Magdalene: Oh, what a cute baby! And what a great Yankee's onesie!
Dad: Yeah, he's a die-hard Yankee fan.
Magdalene: Well, you should probably know that I'm a Red Sox fan.
Dad (to Mom): We gotta find someone else to do this.
Sequel: Magdalene baptizes Baby. Everyone lives. Sox rule!!!